Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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