Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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