I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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