no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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