singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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