My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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