I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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Wipe that smile off your face.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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