Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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