Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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