Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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