FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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