That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My hand turned me down
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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