erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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