She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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