Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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