I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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