I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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