Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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