Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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