why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
why is half of my head shaved?
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