So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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