i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well I just put wine in my tea
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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