I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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