3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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