He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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