fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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