Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
