I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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