TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I love you.
Bad choice
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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