We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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