Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
