I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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