let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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