cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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