People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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