I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I look better un-naked...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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