Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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