I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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