You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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