talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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