bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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