The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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