I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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