It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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