How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You almost got us killed.
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