Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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