Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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