Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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