Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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sex in a hospital.. check
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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