Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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