Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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