it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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