He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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