i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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