Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I CAN MOONWALK!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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